Isn't everything better with olive oil and Parmesan? I say yes.
I'd neglected the bunch of red Swiss chard from our CSA offering long enough, so in a moment of crazy ("I can TOTALLY cook this while Benjamin is squirming and fussing in his highchair!"), I made this.
I started out with a big pot of salted boiling water. I've sauteed chard before, but that seemed too labor-intensive, for some reason. From there, I wasn't sure what I'd do next. I removed the leaves from the stems, and then chopped them roughly. After consulting Mark Bittman's "How to Cook Everything" — the most stained, most dog-eared, most used cookbook in my kitchen, by far — I went ahead and chopped the stems, too. They reminded me of beets, with their earthy smell and ruby hue.
I threw the stems into the water first, for 5 minutes, followed by the leaves for another 5 minutes. Bittman said for the simplest preparation, you could throw in some butter or olive oil or vinegar. So naturally, I put in all three — about a tablespoon of butter, a generous swirl of extra-virgin olive oil and a few glugs of balsamic vinegar, plus salt and pepper. I didn't measure; it can all be done to taste.
And since there was a wedge of Parmesan on the counter already from the pasta I'd made Benjamin for lunch, I thought, heck, why not? I grated some over the top, and it melted in, adding a nice salty creaminess.
The best part? My kid liked it, too.